All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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