I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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