You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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