Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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