No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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