Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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