Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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