At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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