I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
How external is "for external use only"?
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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