does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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