love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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