i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
There r osticjed everywhere
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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