Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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