ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize
