My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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