I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
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