Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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