let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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