Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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