Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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