I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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