Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
