He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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