She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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