I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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