you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Randomize
