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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.

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(256): View more from Alabama

Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.

(1-256): View more from Alabama

That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.

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(678): View more from Georgia

She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.

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Sweet, got a date tomorrow night

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(330): View more from Ohio

I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.

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