Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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