I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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