"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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