North Korea, Best Korea!
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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