Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
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