Don't you send me to vm
brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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