508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
My vagina is officially offended.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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