He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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