She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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