Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
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