So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
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