i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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