worst night to have a conscience
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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