We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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