dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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