One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
