Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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