she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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