no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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