does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
wow bdsm is so cute
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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