One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
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