Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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