I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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