Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
pray to the hookup gods
i believe in u and ur pee
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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