just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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