i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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