i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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