I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
i need some magic done to my vagina
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
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