He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Randomize
